February 2012
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"On Ice Cream" by Erin Sullivan →
“‘ICE CREAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!’ The bus of 25 girls erupted into screams. Frantic, frantic screams. Some girls began to shake the seats in front of them. Others grabbed the closest person in their row to share in this amazing moment. I’m pretty sure someone ran their face across their window so they could create enough condensation to write ‘ICE CREAM.’ We were...
Janis: this plan... How do I begin to explain this... →
jakelele:
Janis: this plan… How do I begin to explain this plan? Emma Gerber: this plan is flawless. Mathlete Tim Pak: I hear Jake’s OkCupid account is insured for $10,000. Amber D’Alessio: I hear the plan does/is inspiration for car commercials… in Japan. Kristen Hadley: the plan’s favorite movie…
brb, putting my nursing career on hold to pursue script writing in Hollywood.
hereyeislazy asked: OH MY GLOB I LOVE THAT MAN! HE'S LIKE 15 BUT I DON'T CARE
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“I thought I understood it, that I could grasp it. But I didn’t, not really. Only...”
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WOWEE, tonight is the peak of my popularity, i think. i have 4 facebook chats going and i only initiated 1 of them!
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“No.”
– Actress Julianne Moore, when asked if she gained a newfound respect for Sarah Palin after delving deeper into Palin’s life to portray her in the upcoming film “Game Change.” (via mamaatheist)
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Axel and I are both turning 21 on the same day, and he invited me to a club in San Francisco, and obviously I can’t go, but he said he just wanted to extend the invitation anyways even though I am probably having my own birthday celebration, which is nice, but false because I am not, because I suck and stuff.
Top five regrets of the dying →
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what the hay, didn’t i just have this weekend two weekends ago?
wolvesinwater:
I feel like Kristen Wiig in Bridesmaids. In the scene where she makes a cupcake and eats it and looks pathetic. Yes, that’s how I feel. Except I don’t even have a cupcake to make me feel better.
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